I'm In Your Fandom

My friends, I love you all and I am so sorry. I have submitted to the evils of the world and gotten a Tumblr. My life is now destroyed forevermore. If you'd like to follow me, I'm still Aloneindarknes7 because I can. Also, as an apology for never accomplishing anything ever again, have some ficlets from various fandoms as per that past meme I did (you know, that time I promised fics for the pairings guessed).

Title: Why Is This Pepper's Life?
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warning: None
Pairings: Steve/Tony
Fandom: The Avengers
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 457
Disclaimer: Don't own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author's Note: First Avengers fic!


( Why Is This Pepper's Life? )


Title: Wasted Wednesdays
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warning: None
Pairings: Mikey/Rafieo
Fandom: TMNT
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 235
Disclaimer: Don't own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author's Note: I missed writing my boys.


( Wasted Wednesdays )



Title: Slade Always Gets What He Wants
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warning: None
Pairings: Sladin (Slade/Robin)
Fandom: Teen Titans
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 675
Disclaimer: Don't own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author's Note: It was surprisingly so easy to write these two again.


( Slade Always Gets What He Wants )



Title: Tone Your Butt and Stuff
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warning: None
Pairings: Perry/Harry
Fandom: Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 322
Disclaimer: Don't own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author's Note: I guess this is more like preslash?


( Tone Your Butt and Stuff )




Title: Unusual Places
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warning: Spoilers for the movie
Pairings: Hellboy/John
Fandom: Hellboy
Rating: Pg
Word Count: 540
Disclaimer: Don't own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author's Note: I need to rewatch this glorious movie.


( Unusual Places )




Title: No Words Necessary
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warning: None
Pairings: Jensen/Cougar
Fandom: The Losers
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: Don't own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author's Note: These two can be the most tragic pairing ever so I just like making them happy sometimes.


( No Words Necessary )



Title: In Case We Need This For Battle Purposes
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warning: None
Pairings: Teddy/Billy
Fandom: Young Avengers
Rating: Pg
Word Count: 135
Disclaimer: Don't own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author's Note: I love that these two are actually canon and teenagers so they can be a fun, silly couple and also amazing. I just hope they stay together forever and ever. Also, my first time writing YA, yay!~


( In Case We Need This For Battle Purposes )

Title: You Satisfy All I Need
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warnings: Homosexual pairing, tail!sex
Pairing: HellboyJohn
Fandom: Hellboy
Rating: Nc-17
Word Count: 1,422
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: Written for smallfandomfest  prompt: It's more than enough.


( You Satisfy All I Need )

And another one for the meme!

6. kel_mattie  - HellboyJohn - Phonesex Kink

Title: Touching Across a Distance
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warnings: Gay sex with a demon
Pairing: HellboyJohn
Fandom: Hellboy
Rating: Nc-17
Word Count: 2,021
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: Written for the meme.

( Touching Across a Distance )

Title: Missing the Leash
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warnings: Slash between a half-demon and human, dub-con, tail!play, mentioning of collars and leash
Pairing: Hellboy/John Myers
Fandom: Hellboy
Rating: Nc-17
Word Count: 1,123
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: Written for smallfandomfest  prompt: Anung un Rama. AU after the first movie where Anung un Rama took over the world and took John Myers in as a sex slave because why the hell not?


( Missing the Leash )