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Title: A Deal Making
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warnings: Slash, dub-con, deal making with sexual favors, mentioning of human trafficking, mentioning of violence.
Pairing: Slade/Nightwing (Slade/Dick)
Fandom: DC universe
Rating: Nc-17
Word Count: 1,200
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters mentioned in this fic.
Author's Note: Written for 50_darkfics prompt #94 Lick and dcu_freeforall prompt Sacrifice. 


( A Deal Making )

My friends, I love you all and I am so sorry. I have submitted to the evils of the world and gotten a Tumblr. My life is now destroyed forevermore. If you'd like to follow me, I'm still Aloneindarknes7 because I can. Also, as an apology for never accomplishing anything ever again, have some ficlets from various fandoms as per that past meme I did (you know, that time I promised fics for the pairings guessed).

Title: Why Is This Pepper's Life?
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warning: None
Pairings: Steve/Tony
Fandom: The Avengers
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 457
Disclaimer: Don't own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author's Note: First Avengers fic!


( Why Is This Pepper's Life? )


Title: Wasted Wednesdays
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warning: None
Pairings: Mikey/Rafieo
Fandom: TMNT
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 235
Disclaimer: Don't own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author's Note: I missed writing my boys.


( Wasted Wednesdays )



Title: Slade Always Gets What He Wants
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warning: None
Pairings: Sladin (Slade/Robin)
Fandom: Teen Titans
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 675
Disclaimer: Don't own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author's Note: It was surprisingly so easy to write these two again.


( Slade Always Gets What He Wants )



Title: Tone Your Butt and Stuff
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warning: None
Pairings: Perry/Harry
Fandom: Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 322
Disclaimer: Don't own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author's Note: I guess this is more like preslash?


( Tone Your Butt and Stuff )




Title: Unusual Places
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warning: Spoilers for the movie
Pairings: Hellboy/John
Fandom: Hellboy
Rating: Pg
Word Count: 540
Disclaimer: Don't own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author's Note: I need to rewatch this glorious movie.


( Unusual Places )




Title: No Words Necessary
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warning: None
Pairings: Jensen/Cougar
Fandom: The Losers
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: Don't own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author's Note: These two can be the most tragic pairing ever so I just like making them happy sometimes.


( No Words Necessary )



Title: In Case We Need This For Battle Purposes
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warning: None
Pairings: Teddy/Billy
Fandom: Young Avengers
Rating: Pg
Word Count: 135
Disclaimer: Don't own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author's Note: I love that these two are actually canon and teenagers so they can be a fun, silly couple and also amazing. I just hope they stay together forever and ever. Also, my first time writing YA, yay!~


( In Case We Need This For Battle Purposes )

So, I wasn't having a good day. When I'm really angry or upset, I turn to Sladin fics to make things better for me but worse for Robin. So here's a new fic from me even though I have so many fics I actually NEED TO FINISH WHY DID I FINISH THIS ONE?!? Oh well. I would have turned all the other fics angsty due to my mood so I guess this was for the best.


Title: Torture
Author: Jordan Herbert 
Warnings: Slash and mentioning of upcoming non-con, weapon play, torture, and over-all not nice things. Not for the faint of heart.
Pairing: Sladin (SladeRobin)
Fandom: Teen Titans
Rating: R for dark insinuations
Word Count: 2,170
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters mentioned in this fic. 
Author's Note: I switch tenses and I don't think I did it right but I don't have time to waste on this fic. Oh, written for the prompt Torture from both dcu_freeforall  and 50_darkfics 

 

( Torture )

Two memes that are overdue. One moreso than the other. >_>

Here are the rules:
1 -- Leave a comment saying, Cars are not for eating Rafieo! to be interviewed..
2 -- I will respond; I'll ask you five questions.
3 -- You'll update your journal with my five questions, and your five answers.
4 -- You'll include this explanation.
5 -- You'll ask other people five questions when they want to be interviewed.

Questions from Geaven!~ SKIP NUMBER 5 IF YOU DON'T LET T-CEST!

( Questions and Answers )

ICON MEME from Jem0000000

1. Reply to this post saying ICON ME UP, SCOTTY, and I will pick six of your icons.
2. Make a post (including the meme info) and write a drabble about (each of) the icons I chose.
3. Other people can then comment to you and make their own posts.
4. This will create a never-ending cycle of icon glee.

All are safe!~


Title: This is How I Row
Author: Jordan Herbert
Pairing: None
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Warning: None really
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!

( How I Row )

Title: Leonardo Leads
Author: Jordan Herbert
Pairing: None
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Warning: None really
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!

( Leo Leads )

Title: Hell No
Author: Jordan Herbert
Pairing: None
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Warning: None really
Rating: Pg-13 for one swear word
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!

( Hell No )

Title: Does Machines
Author: Jordan Herbert
Pairing: None
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Warning: None really
Rating: Pg-13 for implications, kind of
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!

( Does Machines )

Title: Cool But Crude
Author: Jordan Herbert
Pairing: None
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Warning: None really
Rating: G
Word Count: 140
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!

( Cool But Crude )

Title: Apprentice Robin
Author: Jordan Herbert
Pairing: None
Fandom: Teen Titans
Warning: None really
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!

( Apprentice Robin )

Title: His Collection 
Author: Jordan Herbert
Pairing: one-sided Fixit/Cyborg
Fandom: Teen Titans
Rating: Pg
Word Count: 200
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: Written for the teentitan_slash summer ficathon prompt # 23 Collection. I chose the pairing and wanted to do something I didn't see much of.

 

( His Collection )

Title: Screaming Down the House
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warnings: Non-con
Pairing: Sladin
Fandom: Teen Titans (toon verse)
Rating: R
Word Count: 200
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them.
Author's Note: Written for 50_darkfics prompt # 96: Writer's Choice: Scream.

( Screaming Down the House )

Title: Swinging Soul
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warnings: Character death
Pairing: Sladin, implied
Fandom: Teen Titans (toon verse)
Rating: R see warnings
Word Count: 200
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them.
Author's Note: Written for 50_darkfics prompt # 88: Rope. Could be seen as a sequel to 'Screaming Down the House.'

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( Soul Swinging )


Title: Bad Beginnings
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warnings: Mind f*ck
Pairing: Sladin, implied
Fandom: Teen Titans (toon verse)
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 1,766
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them.
Author's Note: Written for 50_darkfics prompt # 7: Awakening.

( Bad Beginnings )

Stole this meme off of my friends list.

Post a single sentence from each WIP you have (or as many as you want to pick). No context, no explanations. No more than one sentence!

( Meme with TMNT, JCA, and TT )

Title: Birthday Fic of Silliness (Awesome title right?)
Author: Jordan Herbert 
Warnings: None
Pairing: Sladin
Fandom: Teen Titans (toon verse)
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 860
Disclaimer:  I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them.
Author's Note: Written for the Birthday girl maddy_mc_fool ! The two other characters belong to her and can be found in her journal if you're interested in learning more about them.

 

( Birthday Fic of Silliness )

 

Title: 5 Times No One Understood What Beast Boy Meant
Author: Jordan Herbert 
Warnings: None
Pairing: Beast Boy/Aqualad, Beast Boy/Robin, hints of BB/Cyborg and Sladin
Fandom: Teen Titans (toon verse)
Rating: Pg-13 to R
Word Count: 1,000 words, 200 per drabble
Disclaimer:  I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them.
Author's Note: Written for the Ficathon over in teentitan_slash  promt number 26.


( Five Times Beast Boy Said Something He Didn't Mean )