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Title: The Trouble With Dating an Insecure Half-demon
Author: Jordan
Warning: None
Pairings: Hellboy/John
Fandom: Hellboy
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 1,534
Disclaimer: Don’t own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author’s Note: So obviously this was written a while ago because New York actually does allow gay marriage now but I didn't feel like fixing that. I finally just finished this because I was going to add a sweaty!work out bench sex scene but then I decided that no one ever actually feels like fucking after weight lifting because everything hurts and John is probably a little upset by HB trying to tell him who he can and can't workout with so no, Red doesn't get sex and neither do you guys. Sorry?



( The Trouble With Dating an Insecure Half-Demon )

Title: After the Storm is a Smaller Storm
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warning: Spoilers for the Avengers movie
Pairings: Coulson/Clint
Fandom: The Avengers
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 504
Disclaimer: Don’t own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author’s Note: I will ship this forever no matter what might happen.



( After the Storm is a Smaller Storm )

Title: Never Eating Alone Again
Author: Jordan
Warning: None
Pairings: Steve/Tony
Fandom: The Avengers
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 892
Disclaimer: Don’t own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author’s Note: I love food. I hate watching people only eat half a sandwich while I’m on my third plate. Seriously, people need to eat more, especially skinny little fuckers. Not to an extent that they’re overweight, but I just like when people look like they aren’t starving themselves.


( Never Eating Alone Again )

My friends, I love you all and I am so sorry. I have submitted to the evils of the world and gotten a Tumblr. My life is now destroyed forevermore. If you'd like to follow me, I'm still Aloneindarknes7 because I can. Also, as an apology for never accomplishing anything ever again, have some ficlets from various fandoms as per that past meme I did (you know, that time I promised fics for the pairings guessed).

Title: Why Is This Pepper's Life?
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warning: None
Pairings: Steve/Tony
Fandom: The Avengers
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 457
Disclaimer: Don't own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author's Note: First Avengers fic!


( Why Is This Pepper's Life? )


Title: Wasted Wednesdays
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warning: None
Pairings: Mikey/Rafieo
Fandom: TMNT
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 235
Disclaimer: Don't own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author's Note: I missed writing my boys.


( Wasted Wednesdays )



Title: Slade Always Gets What He Wants
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warning: None
Pairings: Sladin (Slade/Robin)
Fandom: Teen Titans
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 675
Disclaimer: Don't own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author's Note: It was surprisingly so easy to write these two again.


( Slade Always Gets What He Wants )



Title: Tone Your Butt and Stuff
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warning: None
Pairings: Perry/Harry
Fandom: Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 322
Disclaimer: Don't own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author's Note: I guess this is more like preslash?


( Tone Your Butt and Stuff )




Title: Unusual Places
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warning: Spoilers for the movie
Pairings: Hellboy/John
Fandom: Hellboy
Rating: Pg
Word Count: 540
Disclaimer: Don't own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author's Note: I need to rewatch this glorious movie.


( Unusual Places )




Title: No Words Necessary
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warning: None
Pairings: Jensen/Cougar
Fandom: The Losers
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: Don't own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author's Note: These two can be the most tragic pairing ever so I just like making them happy sometimes.


( No Words Necessary )



Title: In Case We Need This For Battle Purposes
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warning: None
Pairings: Teddy/Billy
Fandom: Young Avengers
Rating: Pg
Word Count: 135
Disclaimer: Don't own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author's Note: I love that these two are actually canon and teenagers so they can be a fun, silly couple and also amazing. I just hope they stay together forever and ever. Also, my first time writing YA, yay!~


( In Case We Need This For Battle Purposes )

Back from training! My new term starts tomorrow and I'm exhausted and slowly, but surely, catching up to everything I've missed without internet for a solid ten days. If you wanna help me out and post anything important that I've missed and should read, feel free to post a link in a comment here.

Otherwise, welcome me back and get my writing inspiration back with a little meme;

Name a fandom you know I know and I'll tell you;

1. The first character I fell in love with
2. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now
3. The character everyone else loves that I don’t
4. The character I love that everyone else hates
5. The character I used to love but don’t any longer
6. The character I would totally smooch
7. The character I’d want to be like
8. The character I’d slap
9. A pairing that I love
10. A pairing that I despise

So I know that, oh, about two weeks ago my life was looking pretty bad but I just wanted to thank everyone for such great support! Also, things are so much better already.

For one thing, my bitch roommate moved out so yayayayayyayayayyay!~

I finished the last of my classes and now I only have two Spanish finals on Monday then I leave on Wednesday for Spring Training in Georgia for Rowing. We had our last Rowing tests too. I DID AWESOME. I am officially on the All Time list for the history of Mercyhurst's team!~ I'm ranked as number four and I am so thrilled about it. All my hard work finally seems to be paying off.

And then nothing else has really changed but I just feel so happy right now so I don't mind. 

Also, I'd like to thank jem0000000 and robina1984 for the awesome package I received in the mail last week. That really helped make me feel better too!~ 

I HAVE SO MANY HAPPY FEELINGS RIGHT NOW THAT I CAN'T STOP DANCING IN JOY. SERIOUSLY I LOOK JUST LIKE MY RAPH ICON RIGHT NOW. DANCE, RAPH, DANCE WITH ME.

Title: Bottom Boy
Author: Jordan Herbert
Pairing: Beck/Travis
Fandom: The Rundown
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,145
Warning: Spoilers for the end of the movie
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: Written for smallfandomfest prompt; bottom boy. Continues where I left off at Pumping the Adrenalin.


( Bottom Boy )

So, Pigglehumsy and I are watching all of Xena. We're currently on season two, but already the main characters, Gabrielle and, obviously, Xena, have kissed on three different occasions, admitted they loved each other, and done so many other couple things. So, femslash is canon. That's good enough for me so I don't have to wear my slash goggles while watching this show because it's canon.

But then, one episode where Xena is blinded and Gabrielle is being forced to marry a corpse. Yeah, the show is different, but awesome, trust me. So, Xena grabs onto some guy with an awesome scar over his eye who's been trying to kill her all episode, even though he's obviously too young and too kind hearted, and forces him to help her get to Gabrielle to save her. Gabrielle, meanwhile, has befriended an obviously gay man who is trying to teach her how to be a queen. 

Towards the end of the episode, I look at the screen and I tell Pigglehumsy that I want those two guys to end up together. She looks at me and says, "You want the guy with a scar to end up with the gay, bigger man. Yeah, that sounds about right, even though it's never going to happen." Then at the end of the episode, the scar guy decides he's going to be a good guy and stop trying to kill Xena and go live an honest life. He leaves. The gay guy watches him leave and says that they fought well together and that he was going to follow him to help him keep his life on track and stuff. I just looked at Pigglehumsy and we both exploded into laughter because obviously the writers of Xena are awesome and have my same pair of slash goggles. Pigglehumsy tipped her hat to me and for once told me that I was right which is why I had to write this entry. 

TL;DR=I shipped two random guys in a Xena episode and then it actually happened. 

Like every year, here's a list of the fics I wrote this year and then a related meme. I hope everyone had a fun night celebrating the end of 2011 and the start of 2012. After the ball dropped last night, my friends and I watched KKBB and then the Losers so I think I started off this year well. ^^


( 2011 Fic List )

So I was planning on being productive for these last few days of break before I have to start Rowing and College back up on Monday. I was prepared to write/finish off at least two more fics. But then I started playing the Sims 3 for my Wii and, well, there went any productivity for the rest of this break. Seriously, such a pointless game and yet I am addicted to it. It probably doesn't help that the first four characters I made were Harry and Perry from Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang and then Jensen and Cougar from the Losers. I also made them married to their respective friend. 

If anyone ever needs inspiration, I suggest buying the Sims. I have gotten so many brilliant ideas from watching these four interact. I love that the Sims are LGBT friendly because it means I get to watch my boys flirt, makeout, and even whoohoo (what they call sex in the game) with each other.


( This is why I love the Sims )