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Title: Operation: Foursome Chapter One: Coming to Terms
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warnings: None
Pairing: RaphLeo one-sided RaphMikey and RaphDon
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 2,187
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: This happens right after the last chapter of Operation: Nameless
The four boys all stood awkwardly in the main room. It was strange that they all felt so uncomfortable in their own home. But then again, they had been placed in a very odd situation; it was odd even by their standards.
“Let’s discuss our options civilly,” Don finally suggested, looking at Mikey and Leo while avoiding eye contact with Raph. The others nodded and they headed over to the couch. Mikey and Don sat on each end of the couch, a large gap between them, figuratively and literally. Raph took the side recliner and Leo stood, pacing in front of the television. Such was his habit when plagued with a new problem he had no idea how to handle properly.
“It’s obvious that there’s something that we all wish to gain and only so many solutions.” Leo started out, briefly looking at Raph. “I think the best thing to do is, well, the first thing, actually, would be to ask Raph of his opinion of everything, seeing as he’s the main factor.” Leo stopped his steady movements and stared at his boyfriend.
Raph blinked and looked from Leo to Mikey and Don, all three pair of eyes boring into him. He frowned. Usually when they were faced with a problem Leo would give his opinion, Don would state the logical side, Raph would then shout out an argument, and Mikey would try to get them all off topic. This was completely going out of their usual routine. “Um, what am I statin’ my opinion for, exactly?” He asked, trying to recollect himself.
“A foursome,” Mikey quickly spoke up, his eagerness showing.
“Not that,” Don hissed at him. “Out of all of the options that we have, which one do you feel more comfortable with, Raph?” Don asked. “Would you like to, well, take turns with each of us, have a foursome, come up with some other compromise, or just not bother with any of us anymore?”
Raph took a moment to think on his options. It wasn’t a long moment. “Well, honestly I think the foursome idea is the best one we got ‘cause there’s no way I’m gonna be some fuckin’ boyfriend for hire thing. I’m not gonna be passed around from one of ya to the other, that’s fer sure.” Raph growled, crossing his arms over his plastron.
“Well then, Raph, how do you feel about the foursome exactly?” Leo asked.
Raph smirked. “Me? Shell, do ya really need ta ask? I’m so okay with a foursome, what guy wouldn’t be? Especially if it’ll make Don and Mikey finally stop fighting.”
“Make love, not war; I’m down with that, bro.” Mikey smiled cheekily.
Raph chuckled, “But what I think doesn’t matter too much to me, really.” Raph sobered and looked at Leo. “I’m in a relationship and I won’t sleep around with others unless my partner is with me and he approves of it.” Mikey and Don both stared at Leo.
Leo’s eyes widened, a bit taken aback that his opinion was actually asked for, since Raph usually just told him where to shove his opinion. He smiled and nodded his head. “Of course,” he confirmed, “after all, we could use this as a team bonding situation.” He muttered, “I suppose.”
“Alright and then there’s one more thing I need ta say,” Raph looked at Mikey and Don, his eyes narrowing. “I love ya two, but not like I love Leo. And I never will; it just ain’t gonna happen like that.” He bluntly stated. “I’ll do this foursome ‘cause it sounds fun and it’s basically a guy’s dream to be surrounded by people he finds hot and be ravished and shit by them,” Mikey snorted, “And it’ll keep the two of ya happy fer a bit, but don’t think it’s ‘cause I have any romantic interest in ya. I don’t. In fact, I’m just hoping that this foursome will open the both of yer eyes to the other and the two of ya will eventually be happy just with one another.”
Don and Mikey both stared, wide eyed, at their brother. They glanced at each other and quickly looked away. “One more thing,” Raph drew their attention back to himself. “We’re not doin’ this foursome thing until after Leo and I get some time ta ourselves first. I’m not enterin’ a foursome as a virgin.” He declared, narrowing his eyes at them to say otherwise. “And no rushin’ us. Leo and I will be allowed ta do things on our own time. This foursome might take a month ta get to or even a year but it will happen. Until it happens though, I don’t wanna hear one more fuckin’ complaint out of either of yer selfish little beaks, ya hear me?” Raph growled. “Yer gonna get what ya want eventually.”
“Raph,” Leo frowned, “You’re being a little--”
“I’m being a little honest.” Raph snarled, interrupting him before he had the chance to finish. “We’re trying to have a relationship and these two won’t get over their fuckin’ crushes to see how they could be hurting us.” He shot Mikey and Donnie a dirty look. “But whatever, because I won’t let it affect us. The two of ya will start gettin’ along again, ya won’t act any differently towards Leo, and ya’ll just keep the promise of bein’ able to have my body one day in the back of yer heads. ‘Til that day comes, we don’t mention this shit.” Without another word he headed for his bedroom, leaving his three other brothers staring in his wake.
“Mikey, Don,” Leo began, “You know that Raph--”
“Is very manipulative, but he is correct.” Don interjected. Leo frowned, confused at Don’s comment and motioned for him to continue. “Mikey and I are being, well, selfish jerks to dump our ‘crushes,’ as Raph called them, onto you two while you are trying to initiate a relationship. It’s obvious that Raph wasn’t interested in us in such a way or else he’d be dating one of us instead of you. We honestly have no right to complain and should be grateful that we’ll even be allowed the chance to you the both of you one night, which I am.”
“Me too,” Mikey quickly piped up.
“So, until Raph informs us otherwise, we’ll simply keep this day as a topic not to bring up.” Don nodded, confirming the idea with himself only as he stood. “Excuse me now; I have some projects I need to work on.”
Mikey smiled and pressed two of his fingertips together, slowly trailing them over his closed beak to indicate that his mouth was sealed shut about the subject. He grinned and nodded his head to Leo as he jumped over the back of the couch and bounded toward his room.
Leo headed wordlessly up to Raph’s room. He didn’t bother to knock and simply entered, closing the door behind him, as he stared at Raph slowly rocking himself back and forth on his hammock.
“I know I put you on the spot back there, Leo,” Raph spoke up as he continued his steady rocking. “Ya don’t want ta look like the bad guy, I get that, but seriously, if ya don’t want to, we don’t have ta. A foursome isn’t exactly the simple kind of relationship you were looking for when we started this thing.”
Leo couldn’t help but allow a soft smile to spread over his face as he walked to Raph’s hammock and caught it, holding it still as he bent over and pressed a chaste kiss to Raph’s beak. “As long as you’re there with me, I’ll be okay, simple or complicated.” Raph smiled back up at him and Leo sat down on the hammock, trying to stay to the edge but gravity pulling him down to where Raph’s weight sunk the hammock.
“Neither one of them is upset with you, by the way.” Leo answered the unspoken question he knew Raph was dying to know. “They both think your rules are very fair. I think that you actually have a point about trying to turn their love for you--”
“Their lust,” Raph snapped, his eyes narrowing. “Their lust fer me, not love, Leo; they don’t love me like that.”
Leo blinked, but nodded in agreement. “Okay, well, I agree that you might be able to get Mikey and Don to see each other as an option instead of you. If we found out which of your qualities they’re drawn to, we might be able to point them out in the other and hopefully draw their attention away from you.
“Yeah,” Raph closed his eyes, “That sounds like a good plan.” Leo smiled and slowly began to rock Raph’s hammock again. Once he had a steady rhythm going, he stretched himself out alongside Raph, practically draping his body over Raph’s own. Raph grunted and removed his hand from under Leo to wrap it tightly around his shoulder instead. They continued to rock soothingly back and forth without saying another word for almost an hour. Each of them was lost in their own thoughts.
Until Leo broke the silence with a soft question that was beginning to nag at him, “When do you think we’ll be ready to do what we need to do before this foursome?”
Raph cracked open a golden eye and stared pointedly at Leo. “They ain’t allowed ta rush us and yer not gonna rush us either. Relax, Leo, we haven’t even been goin’ out fer a month yet.” He closed his eyes again and threw a leg over the side of his hammock to start the rocking motion again before it died out completely.
“Oh yeah, I just remembered.” Raph opened both eyes again and smiled cheekily. “So, what about that reward ya told me about earlier?”
Leo blinked, startled at the request as he dug through his memory for what Raph could possibly be talking about. A slow smile crept over his face as he remembered promising Raph a reward if he talked to Don about his problem. “I suppose you did talk to Don like a good brother.”
“I still get my reward?” Raph asked excitedly.
“Yeah, you earned it.” Leo grinned and pressed his beak against Raph’s. Leo surprised Raph by trailing his tongue along Raph’s mouth until Raph parted his lips. Leo’s tongue dipped into the warm passage gently explored. He slid along Raph’s teeth and lapped at the soft inside part of the cheek before he met the tip of Raph’s tongue.
The two groaned as their digits twirled around one another in a sort of erotic dance. Leo’s tongue slowly began to retreat but Raph simply followed with his own to have his chance to explore Leo’s mouth.
After Raph felt familiar enough with Leo’s mouth the two broke apart and panted as their eyes met. Raph pulled Leo quickly into another kiss as they continued to breathe heavily, sharing one another’s breath. Leo groaned as he pulled away and stood from the hammock.
His knees almost buckled beneath him but he quickly pulled himself together and stood evenly as he fought to calm his breathing. “I’m going to,” he licked at his suddenly dry beak. “I’ll be in my room now.”
“Wait, wait,” Raph frowned as he sat up in his hammock and stared at Leo. “What’s going on? Why’d ya suddenly pull away like that?” He asked, concerned and confused.
“Your pheromones,” Leo chuckled dryly. “If I don’t leave now, we’ll probably be able to have that foursome by tomorrow night.” Leo turned around and pressed another quick kiss to Raph’s beak before he pulled away. “It’s just one of the downfalls of being a teenager.” He muttered.
“And a turtle,” Raph sighed. “Damn turtle luck.”
“It’s late anyway and it’s been a busy day. I’ll see you tomorrow for practice.” Leo smiled. “Goodnight,”
“Night,” Raph sighed and laid back down as Leo left his room.
“Mikey,” Leo frowned as he spotted his younger brother trying to sneak down the stairs in the shadows. “What are you doing?”
“Oh, hey, Leo,” Mikey grinned and stepped out of the shadows. “So, I was gonna ask Raph a question about the rules and stuff but then I totally forgot what it was so now I’m just heading back to bed. Nighty night!” He waved and ran down the rest of the stairs as Leo narrowed his eyes after him. Leo merely shook his head and headed towards his own room.
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“Donnie,” Mikey busted into Don’s lab and closed the door quietly behind him. “Dude, we can have our foursome, like, pronto.”
“Mikey, we’re not supposed to talk about that nor rush them.” Donnie reminded without even glancing away from his project.
“Yeah but Leo’s horny,” Mikey explained. Don’s hands stilled, tools still clutched tightly, as he spun his chair around to face Mikey.
“You’re hatching a plan aren’t you?” Don asked carefully.
“I’m calling it Operation Get Leo and Raph Laid so Then We Can All Get Laid.” Mikey grinned. “Or, you know, Operation: Foursome.”
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Date: 2009-04-09 07:31 am (UTC)Wanna know what Mike and Don gonna do next? >w< hehehe.
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Date: 2009-04-10 12:10 pm (UTC)I echo the calls for the next chapter~!
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