aloneindarknes7 | Birthday Fic

Title: Birthday Fic of Silliness (Awesome title right?)
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warnings: None
Pairing: Sladin
Fandom: Teen Titans (toon verse)
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 860
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them.
Author's Note: Written for the Birthday girl

maddy_mc_fool ! The two other characters belong to her and can be found in her journal if you're interested in learning more about them.

“This is it, Slade!” Robin shouted as he whirled his bo-staff in the air and then brought it down in front of himself in an attacking position. He narrowed his eyes, “You’re going down once and for all.”

“Did I anger you, Robin, by taking out your teammates one by one?” Slade asked mockingly as he pulled out his own bo-staff and copied Robin’s move. “Relax, dear boy, they’re not dead. Yet,” Slade’s own eye narrowed dangerously.

The street was quiet and deserted. Jump City seemed to freeze as these arch rivals prepared for their ultimate faceoff.

“Just kiss already!” A sudden shrill echoed around the streets. Robin and Slade both broke their deadly staring contest to look over at the side. Some kid with green hair spiked on top of his head was staring back at them. He grinned and waved. “Hi!” He greeted happily. He was dressed in tight jeans and a black vest with no shirt underneath it and decorated in pins.

“Sir, I’m going to need you to stand back, please. You’re in a very dangerous situation right now.” Robin yelled, trying to get the odd citizen to safety. He couldn’t let Slade hurt another innocent bystander.

“How about I get back after you two pucker up, hm? I mean, come now, it’s obvious you both got the hots for each other. I can practically reach out and touch all the sexual tension between you two. That’s not healthy.” The strange citizen chastised.

“Grey!” Suddenly another person, this one shorter and dressed in all black with glasses, ran up to the loud person and grabbed his arm, attempting to drag him away. “Come on, we should leave.”

“But I’ve gotta help these two stop the hate and start the love!” The loud punk shouted as he pumped a fist in the air joyfully.

The other boy’s face grew bright red and he slid his glasses further up his nose as he stared at Robin and Slade. “Please forgive my friend, in fact, just ignore him.” The boy’s voice started as a yell and then grew more silent as he became timid.

“Just get out of here!” Robin shouted, frustrated at the two. “This is no place for citizens.”

“I told you, I’m not leaving until you two kiss and make up.” Grey placed his hands stubbornly on his hips. “And you can’t make me leave, Sasha, so you might as well either get or you can just stand here with me and wait for the show.” Grey grinned down at the other. “I can just tell that once these two get a taste of one another they’ll be all over each other like lube on a dildo!”

“That’s a horrible analogy.” Sasha’s blush deepened and he covered his face with his hands. “I knew we shouldn’t have visited Jump City, especially after you started reading all those fanfics.”

“I’m telling you, Slade and Robin are so hot for each other. Hey, come on, can’t you two just kiss already! I’m not asking you to fuck in front of me,” Grey smirked, “Though that would be lovely and would help my friend here to see how real men mph--”

Sasha quickly placed his hands over Grey’s mouth, trying to get his friend to shut up. “Ignore him, just ignore him!”

“Well,” Slade purred and Robin jumped as he finally seemed to realize that the man was now standing right next to him. “It does sound like the only way you can successfully do your job to keep these citizens safe, Robin, is if you give me a kiss.”

Robin gulped but mustered up some courage to smirk. “Yeah, but you’d have to take off your mask.”

“Fine,” Slade chuckled. “Your mentor could have already told you who I was if you had bothered to ask. Besides, I never was hiding myself from you.” Slade unhooked his mask and pulled it off, revealing his deviously handsome face.

Robin’s eyes widened and a blush crossed over his face as he realized how hot Slade was. “Just one kiss, right?” He asked, his voice small. He cleared his throat and looked over at the two bystanders. “I’m only doing this to make sure you two remain protected. It’s for your good.”

“Right, cool, now kiss already!” Grey shouted impatiently.

Robin nodded and turned to face Slade only to be pressed against the man as Slade surprised him and covered his mouth with his own. Robin gasped into the kiss and Slade used the opportunity to run his tongue over the boy’s open lips and into his warm mouth. He pressed against Robin’s own tongue and the two became entangled in a passionate, wet dance.

“Wow,” Grey smiled. “I didn’t think that would actually work.”

“We should leave,” Sasha whispered as he watched Slade’s hand slowly work down to Robin’s belt.

“And miss the free show?” Grey snorted and sat down, pulling his friend onto his lap. “I think not. Sit and enjoy what fangirls everywhere can only imagine.” Grey smiled and ignored his friend’s flushed face as the villain and the hero moaned and continued to release their passion.