Never to be Finished

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Title: Sladin Mishap Part I
Author: Jordan Herbert
Pairing: Sladin
Fandom: Teen Titans
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 207
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: A fic that I will never finished but wanted out of my documents!~ Honestly, this a collection of a bunch of horrible fics gone wrong that I felt like sharing just for giggles.

“Really, Robin, you should be glad I’m not as much of a pedophile that Brother Blood is.”

“So it’s true, all that time, Brother Blood was hitting on Cyborg! Well, that jerk should know that Cyborg doesn’t go that way, especially not with older men. Cyborg would like guys his age only maybe even a little younger.”

“…You just don’t get it, do you, Robin? I won’t repeat myself but this isn’t about Brother Blood and Cyborg.”

“Than why did you bring them up?”

“I was saying how I’m not as obvious of a pedophile as Brother Blood was.”

“Yeah, you brought him up and then I figured out that that older jerk was making swings on my Cyborg...”

”…Did you just say ‘my Cyborg’?”

“No, I meant Cyborg, just Cyborg! He’s not my boyfriend! ...Not yet, at least.”

”You like him? I can’t believe you like him! How can he ever interest you? What does he have that I--”

”Wait, where are you going?”

”I’m going to eliminate my competition of course.”

“Oh. Oh! OH! You like me?”

“I didn’t know that I’d have to spell it out for you like this, but yes, Robin, I do. I really do.”

“Oh, oh, oh god, Slade!”

Title: Sladin Mishap Part II
Author: Jordan Herbert
Pairing: Sladin and mentioning of others/Robin
Fandom: Teen Titans
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 381
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: A fic that I will never finished but wanted out of my documents!~ Honestly, this a collection of a bunch of horrible fics gone wrong that I felt like sharing just for giggles.


“I’m not interested in having a whore for an apprentice.” Slade folded his hands behind his back. Robin’s mouth hung open for a moment until the boy seemed to realize what had been said.

“What did you call me?” Robin fumed. Slade didn’t really just say that. Slade never said insults like that. Sure he’d call Robin impatient, a fool, and maybe even mock the boy’s abilities. But calling Robin a whore? That just didn’t seem like Slade’s style.

“A whore, Robin, that’s what you are; a slut, a little boy with a need to fulfill his smutty body’s needs.” Robin’s mouth felt like it had hit the floor.

“Don’t talk to me like that. You have no right to say that about me when you don’t--”

“I have proof.” Slade lazily held out a remote and turned toward the monitors. “Night after night you go into the changeling’s room just to hear him moan as you play with him. In the afternoons you find Cyborg and press your lithe body against his mechanical one as you make out with him. And day after day you constantly flirt with the girls of your team just to see their reactions as well as the boys. You’re leading them all on, Robin.” As Slade spoke video footage of each event flashed on the screens.

Robin crossed his arms over his chest. “And you watch me. I may be a slut, but at least I’m not a pervert.”

Slade chuckled. “But I’m not just any pervert, Robin, I’m your pervert and I’m determined to have you.” Slade began to advance on the boy wonder, slowly, coolly making his way toward him.

“So you’re a stalker too?” Robin held his ground and fell into an attack stance. Slade smirked behind his mask as he gently placed his hand on Robin’s face.

“Sticks and stones, Robin, but you know words are only words. Action always speak louder and I want to make sure that before you get too daring in your ways that I’m the first one to dominate you. And I’m kinky enough to use chains if I have to.” Slade gripped Robin’s chin and hauled the boy forward.

Robin’s eyes widened and then relaxed as he smirked. “I like the sound of that.”

Title: Sladin Mishap Part III
Author: Jordan Herbert
Pairing: Sladin
Fandom: Teen Titans
Rating: Strong Pg-13 or weak R
Word Count: 544
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: A fic that I will never finished but wanted out of my documents!~ Honestly, this a collection of a bunch of horrible fics gone wrong that I felt like sharing just for giggles.

Robin ran through the gears, jumping and moving as quickly as his feet could carry himself. Slade was going to kill him this time, he just knew it. He jumped from one gear to another and swooped down to land gracefully like a cat. “You’re late,” Slade kept his back to the boy wonder. “This is the third time you’ve been late this month alone Robin.”

“I’m sorry but Mad Mod broke into a bank downtown and--”

“Save your excuse for someone who cares.” Slade replied harshly as he turned to stare at his small lover. “We only have a precious few hours together each night and seeing as you’ve already wasted half of one let’s not waste some more with your little explanation. Besides, you know I have cameras down there, I saw what happened.”

Slade strode past Robin and the boy turned and followed. “So, what do you have planned for tonight?” Robin asked. He really knew that whatever it was, it was going to be humiliating because he had been late and that was how Slade punished him.

“A movie, I already have it all hooked up and ready to watch.” Slade walked past the door to his bedroom, the door they usually enter for their nightly adventures, and stopped at one further down the hallway.

“A movie?” Robin repeated unsurely. “Are you serious? That’s so normal and very unlike your style, Slade.”

“You’re already on thin ice, Robin; I’d suggest you save your sarcastic quips for a night that you don’t make me wait.” Slade snapped as he held the door open for the smaller boy.

Robin frowned and bowed his head apologetically. He walked into the room and glanced around. It was carpeted, like Slade’s bedroom, and bare of a lot of furnishings, just like every room in Slade’s lair. There was a simple, black couch against one wall and a large TV screen on the one across.

Making himself comfortable on the couch, Robin watched as Slade pressed a button on the remote and switched off the lights. Slade sat down right next to Robin and wrapped his arm around the boy’s shoulder and lightly stroked his side. Robin leaned against Slade’s muscle chest and watched as the movie began.

“So what movie are we watching?” Robin asked as he trailed his hand absentmindedly over Slade’s abs.

“The title doesn’t matter.” Slade remarked as he stared at the screen blankly.

“Well, what genre then?” Slade laughed as an answer and Robin furred his brow and looked up at his older companion. They sat in silence for a while, both watching the screen contently until the two guys in the movie moved into a bedroom and undressed.

Robin’s face flushed and he stiffened in Slade’s hold. “I knew you couldn’t go one night without something sexual.” Robin’s eyes widened as he watched the screen. “We’re not watching this to get ideas are we?”

Slade chuckled softly and unbuckled his pants with one hand then drew down his zipper quietly. His hand over Robin’s shoulder slid up to the back of the boy’s head and Robin looked up at him. Slade’s eye glittered and then he pushed the boy’s head down.

“Time for you to apologize to me, Robin,”

Title: Sladin Mishap Part IV (Treating Villains)
Author: Jordan Herbert
Pairing: Sladin
Fandom: Teen Titans
Rating: Pg
Word Count: 300
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: A fic that I will never finished but wanted out of my documents!~ Honestly, this a collection of a bunch of horrible fics gone wrong that I felt like sharing just for giggles.

“Robin,” Cyborg sat down next to his leader at the long table. “So, I understand why you signed us up for this ice cream eating contest and everything, but why is he here?” Cyborg pointed out to the large crowd around the newly opened Ben and Jerry’s.

“Beast Boy is just trying to find a seat.” Robin stared into the crowd as Beast Boy crawled under the table and took the other seat next to him. “And I only signed us up because it’s good publicity for this store and Jump City’s businesses haven’t been doing so well in the past few months.”

“And we agreed because we’re getting free food.” Beast Boy smiled as he cracked his knuckles.

“Right, I get all of that.” Cyborg blinked as some more paparazzi snapped photos. “But what I don’t get is why Slade is here and why we’re not doing anything about it.” Cyborg pointed again to the crowd.

Behind the large mass of people, Slade was sitting on a bench, drinking a strawberry milkshake through a bendy straw. His single eye looked rather bored.

“Oh, well, Slade’s here because I invited him and I’m taking him to a movie afterwards.” Robin admitted and waved at Slade. Slade shortly waved back.

“What?” Cyborg asked, bewildered out of his mind.

“Well, I felt bad for canceling our original date for today so I had to think of some way to make it up to him.” Robin shrugged his shoulders and watched as Raven sat down next to Slade on the bench. Slade nodded a short ‘hello’ to Raven and the pale girl gave the same greeting back as she sat silently next to the madman.

“Besides,” Robin smirked as leaned back in the folding, metal chair. “Slade has a soft spot for milkshakes.”