Writer's Block: Rescue mission

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There are so many things wrong with this question. First of all, I'd start out by punching the arsonist in the face because he's a straight up bastard for setting my house on fire. But I apparently have ten minutes to get out which means that the fire must not be that bad starting off so the bastard isn't even a good arsonist either. I'd try to put the fire out, to be completely honest.

To answer this question, I'd save my stuff because if the arsonist doesn't end up dying in the shitty fire (that is if the shitty fire actually gets going enough to be threatening at all) then the jerk would end up going to jail (I'd make sure of it) and he'd probably be killed in jail for doing such a shitty job and making arsonists look bad.

This is why I don't answer these things a lot.