THIS SHIT SHALL NOT PASS.

Dear Coach Bergan,

OH HELL NO.

Fuck you, fuck you up the ass with a katana and rip all of your insides so you internally bleed to death. This will not be how my senior year goes, you mother fucker. You do not take *my* double's partner who is better than me, making her the best on the team, and kick her off for no real reason. AND IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE TEAM. You especially do not then walk her out to her car, not letting anyone have the chance to talk to her, and then not let any of us have the chance to talk to you either. If I was there today, I would have drop-kicked your as. 

That shit is not going down without one of two things happening; she gets back on the team and you apologize for being the fat piece of shit-ass licking-motherfucker that you are or I quit and the two of us happily go join Florin's team and continue to get first place like we've done all year so far. That is what will be going down.

So in conclusion, fuck you.

Jordan

P.S. If I ever find you alone in the parkinglot, I will beat you up. Don't think I won't.

On a lighter note, a meme

Association Meme: Comment to this post and I will give you 5 subjects/things I associate you with. Then post this in your LJ and elaborate on the subjects given.

pi90katanagave me these five, which I will gladly elaborate on now:

( Meme )

Another meme to take me off of my anger

Made by loolaa 

Draw a quick sketch and link to it in my comments. In return I'll write a quick drabble with my take on your sketch. Each person then posts both in their journals along with this meme.