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Okay, here are a few of these snippets all ready! These are the ones that weren't from the TMNT fandom. So there's only three lol. XD

Author: Jordan Herbert
Warnings: None
Pairing: Bruce/Wally
Fandom: Justice League
Rating: R
Word Count: 419
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: Aussiegirl's request~

 

“Stop it, Wally,” Bruce glares over the rim of his drink. “This is neither the time nor the proper place.”
           
“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” Wally’s grin can’t hide his lie despite how collected his voice is. “Am I doing something wrong?”

           
“You’re flirting with me.” Bruce sets his still half-full drink down and picks up another to keep up the disguise that he’s slowly but surely getting drunk.

           
“I’m flirting with my boyfriend? How absurd!” Wally smirks and his hand falls onto his hip as he tilts it out. Of course Bruce’s eyes fall to the hip. He loves Wally’s hips. They’re slim and smooth and connect to the best part of Wally.

           
“It’s absurd when we’re in public and Bruce Wayne isn’t gay,” Bruce hisses out dangerously but continues to smile so that the others around him don’t become suspicious.

           
“Oh please,” Wally rolls his green eyes. “No one would think any differently if Bruce Wayne was bisexual. In fact, most people would just be jealous that he got that attractive redhead Wally West before the others did.”

           
“Others?” Bruce’s smile falls from his face and his eyes narrow.

           
Wally knows that he got Bruce now. Bruce is such a jealous man. Wally shrugs nonchalantly. “You’re not the only one who likes looking at my butt.”

           
Bruce grabs Wally’s drink and places it down alongside his own. “Follow me, now.” Wally tries not to skip happily as he follows Bruce to one of the many bedrooms available in the large house. Bruce closes the door behind them and locks it but before he can do anything else, Wally is already naked and pressing against him. Super speed has its advantages; like catching Batman off balance for a few seconds.

           
But then Bruce laces his fingers through Wally’s hair and bites at his lips, not hard, but possessive. Wally moans and backpedals as Bruce’s leads him to the bed with one strong hand on his hip.

           
Then they tumble on the bed until they’re both naked and Bruce is filled with surprise at finding himself on his back. But he doesn’t complain as Wally pumps him slowly and straddles him. His grip on Wally’s hips is bruising the skin beneath but Wally doesn’t say anything. It doesn’t really matter considering that bruises don’t last that long on Speedsters anyway. Any and every mark that Bruce leaves on Wally tonight will be gone by tomorrow. But that’s fine; he’ll just have to claim Wally all over again.

Author: Jordan Herbert
Warnings: CRACK PURE, PURE CRACK
Pairing: Cheshire Cat/Mad Hatter's Hat
Fandom: Alice in Wonderland (Tim Burton's)
Rating: R
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: Pigglehumsy made me do it simply because she wanted to see if I could.

 

“Oh, yes,” he purred as rubbed his face over the smooth material. His soft tail wrapped around himself as he continued to caress the soft yet firm form of the hat with his hands. The Cheshire Cat panted as his chest continued to rumble with the sounds of his deep, rattling purr as he forced his tail to speed up. His hands molested willingly, retaining from clawing simply for fear of ruining it.

“Such a nice hat.” His grin split his face as he released himself over the hat. “Hmm, the Hatter might get mad that I made a mess.”

 

Author: Jordan Herbert
Warnings: Crossover
Pairing: None
Fandom: Disney's Treasure Planet and Lilo & Stitch
Rating: Pg
Word Count: 187
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: Sparkism's request~

“Where Lilo?” The little blue creature asked in a raspy, angry voice that made Morph hide behind Jim’s neck. Jim thought the creature almost resembled a dog but it barely shared any similarities with Delbert.

“Um, I’m sorry, I’m not sure I know anyone named Lilo.” Jim placed his hands in his pockets and wished that his mother was home to handle this situation. He was stressed enough with joining the Piloting Academy; he didn’t need to deal with anyone else’s problems. The last time he had, well, it had changed his life. For the better, true, but he still didn’t need another life changing adventure at the moment; his life was heading in a good path.

“I want Lilo,” the little creature’s ears drooped and Jim frowned. Morph chirped and floated down to rub against the creature, hoping to cheer it up.

“Well, ah, what’s your name?” Jim asked.

“Stitch,” he responded instantly.

“Well, Stitch, you can wait for your friend Lilo in here. I’ll even get you a bowl of soap, on the house.” Jim offered. Two blue ears perked up again and Jim smiled.