Only if your bomb shelter is filled with comics and internet. I'll bring the spam.
GAH

I originally thought Superman was a douche too. And, well, he kinda is in some comic universes so that's fine.
Yeah, but I want to slap Fury but that would end terribly so I'll slap his minion-ish character instead.
But I like Thor/Loki better because it can be angry sex, or make-up sex, or any kind of sex.