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aloneindarknes7) wrote2012-04-12 10:01 pm
aloneindarknes7) wrote2012-04-12 10:01 pm
Two More Avenger Ficlets And I Need an Avenger Icon Soon
Title: Clint's Not Helping
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warning: Fail!Phone sex
Pairings: Thor/Jane
Fandom: The Avengers
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 258
Disclaimer: Don't own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author's Note: I kinda love the idea of Clint messing with Thor, but in a way that he thinks that he's helping.
Jane Foster picked up her phone at the second ring. “Hello?” She placed her cell between her shoulder and ear as she returned both hands to her keyboard.
“My dearest Jane,” Thor’s voice boomed on the other end. “Please tell me what you are wearing.”
Jane frowned even as she continued to type. “Well I’m in the lab right now so I have my lab coat on and some safety goggles even though I’m just doing some research.”
“I am sure you look magnificent.” Jane could hear someone say something to Thor in the background. “I wish to inform you that I am as bare as the day that I was borne although my body has grown large since that day.”
“Um,” Jane stopped typing to pay attention to the conversation. “What?”
“When I think of you I become greatly aroused, Jane, and am currently becoming aroused hearing your beautiful voice.” Thor replied after some more whispering in the background.
“Thor, who is in the room with you?” Jane asked.
“My helpful friend with the Eyes of Hawks,” Thor announced and there were quickly more hushed noises.
“Uh-huh, well, tell Clint to not try and teach you about phone sex while I’m at work. I’ll see you later tonight. I’m hanging up now.” Jane decided.
“Until I see you this fine evening,” Thor agreed.
“Thor, one last thing?” Jane quickly requested.
“Anything your heart desires.” Thor was quick to promise.
“Don’t get naked for Clint anymore.” Then she hung up the phone and went back to her research.
Title: Another Normal Breakfast Conversation
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warning: None
Pairings: Steve/Tony with side of Clint/Coulson
Fandom: The Avengers
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 500
Disclaimer: Don't own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author's Note: I love Tony Stark.
“If I was a villain instead of a superhero I would kidnap you.” Steve stopped reading the paper for a moment to look up as Tony drank his coffee.
“I love you too?” Steve frowned as he stirred the cinnamon into his third bowl of oatmeal before putting aside the paper to eat the cooled off breakfast delight.
“I’m just saying, if Iron Man suddenly turns evil because I get tired of dealing with Fury, don’t fight against me when I kidnap you and I’ll make it good for both of us.” Tony took his usual seat across from Steve and rubbed his bare foot up Steve’s calf. “I’m thinking my evil base will be on a secluded, private island. We can have sex on the beach a lot if you behave properly. I’ll have a throne room and, of course, a captured, naked Captain America chained to my throne. Maybe not fully naked, though, I don’t want my henchmen getting a look at what’s meant for my eyes only.”
“Does Iron Man really need henchmen?” Steve asked, playing along with his boyfriend’s madness as he had become accustomed to doing.
“Of course, I practically have them already. Pepper, Happy, Rhodey, and Jarvis, of course, maybe I could update Dummy a bit or create more robotic henchmen that I wouldn’t have to worry about ogling my naked captive. Or I could just put you in a Princess Leia prisoner garb.” Tony leered at the idea. “Complete with a little collar and chained leash.”
“I don’t think I like the idea of a villain boyfriend all that much.” Steve mused.
“Then you’d better keep me satisfied fighting for the side of truth, justice, and the American way.” Tony grinned. “Or else I’m throwing you in chains.”
“Is this how couples discuss bondage in this century?” Steve asked.
“They normally don’t do it in the kitchen.” Clint murmured as he made a beeline for the coffee machine.
“Clint, can I hire you as a henchman? You can’t ogle Cap when I have him chained to my throne but I’ll let you have your own sexy captive and a good health benefit if you work for me.” Tony proposed.
“Can I have more than one sexy captive and my own coffee machine?” Clint asked.
“You drive a hard bargain but I think you’re skills would be worth it for my villainy purposes.” Tony decided.
“Deal, just give me the word when we’re supposed to turn rogue so I can throw some sleeping pills into Coulson’s coffee first. No way he’s going to get captured without a fight to the death.” Clint walked out of the kitchen with two mugs of coffee.
“Excellent, I have acquired another henchman now.” Tony cackled triumphantly.
Steve frowned. “Who else does Clint want as a captive?”
Tony opened his mouth only to close it once he realized he didn’t have an answer. He settled for shrugging and continued to drink his own coffee while Steve finished his breakfast.
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warning: Fail!Phone sex
Pairings: Thor/Jane
Fandom: The Avengers
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 258
Disclaimer: Don't own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author's Note: I kinda love the idea of Clint messing with Thor, but in a way that he thinks that he's helping.
Jane Foster picked up her phone at the second ring. “Hello?” She placed her cell between her shoulder and ear as she returned both hands to her keyboard.
“My dearest Jane,” Thor’s voice boomed on the other end. “Please tell me what you are wearing.”
Jane frowned even as she continued to type. “Well I’m in the lab right now so I have my lab coat on and some safety goggles even though I’m just doing some research.”
“I am sure you look magnificent.” Jane could hear someone say something to Thor in the background. “I wish to inform you that I am as bare as the day that I was borne although my body has grown large since that day.”
“Um,” Jane stopped typing to pay attention to the conversation. “What?”
“When I think of you I become greatly aroused, Jane, and am currently becoming aroused hearing your beautiful voice.” Thor replied after some more whispering in the background.
“Thor, who is in the room with you?” Jane asked.
“My helpful friend with the Eyes of Hawks,” Thor announced and there were quickly more hushed noises.
“Uh-huh, well, tell Clint to not try and teach you about phone sex while I’m at work. I’ll see you later tonight. I’m hanging up now.” Jane decided.
“Until I see you this fine evening,” Thor agreed.
“Thor, one last thing?” Jane quickly requested.
“Anything your heart desires.” Thor was quick to promise.
“Don’t get naked for Clint anymore.” Then she hung up the phone and went back to her research.
Title: Another Normal Breakfast Conversation
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warning: None
Pairings: Steve/Tony with side of Clint/Coulson
Fandom: The Avengers
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 500
Disclaimer: Don't own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author's Note: I love Tony Stark.
“If I was a villain instead of a superhero I would kidnap you.” Steve stopped reading the paper for a moment to look up as Tony drank his coffee.
“I love you too?” Steve frowned as he stirred the cinnamon into his third bowl of oatmeal before putting aside the paper to eat the cooled off breakfast delight.
“I’m just saying, if Iron Man suddenly turns evil because I get tired of dealing with Fury, don’t fight against me when I kidnap you and I’ll make it good for both of us.” Tony took his usual seat across from Steve and rubbed his bare foot up Steve’s calf. “I’m thinking my evil base will be on a secluded, private island. We can have sex on the beach a lot if you behave properly. I’ll have a throne room and, of course, a captured, naked Captain America chained to my throne. Maybe not fully naked, though, I don’t want my henchmen getting a look at what’s meant for my eyes only.”
“Does Iron Man really need henchmen?” Steve asked, playing along with his boyfriend’s madness as he had become accustomed to doing.
“Of course, I practically have them already. Pepper, Happy, Rhodey, and Jarvis, of course, maybe I could update Dummy a bit or create more robotic henchmen that I wouldn’t have to worry about ogling my naked captive. Or I could just put you in a Princess Leia prisoner garb.” Tony leered at the idea. “Complete with a little collar and chained leash.”
“I don’t think I like the idea of a villain boyfriend all that much.” Steve mused.
“Then you’d better keep me satisfied fighting for the side of truth, justice, and the American way.” Tony grinned. “Or else I’m throwing you in chains.”
“Is this how couples discuss bondage in this century?” Steve asked.
“They normally don’t do it in the kitchen.” Clint murmured as he made a beeline for the coffee machine.
“Clint, can I hire you as a henchman? You can’t ogle Cap when I have him chained to my throne but I’ll let you have your own sexy captive and a good health benefit if you work for me.” Tony proposed.
“Can I have more than one sexy captive and my own coffee machine?” Clint asked.
“You drive a hard bargain but I think you’re skills would be worth it for my villainy purposes.” Tony decided.
“Deal, just give me the word when we’re supposed to turn rogue so I can throw some sleeping pills into Coulson’s coffee first. No way he’s going to get captured without a fight to the death.” Clint walked out of the kitchen with two mugs of coffee.
“Excellent, I have acquired another henchman now.” Tony cackled triumphantly.
Steve frowned. “Who else does Clint want as a captive?”
Tony opened his mouth only to close it once he realized he didn’t have an answer. He settled for shrugging and continued to drink his own coffee while Steve finished his breakfast.