aloneindarknes7: (Turtle Fandom)
Title: Queen Part 5/?
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warning: Spoilers for the movie, which everyone needs to see
Pairings: Hinting at many/Wikus, OPC/Wikus (OriginalPrawnCharacter) and eventual Christopher/Wikus
Fandom: District 9
Rating: Pg-13 for highly dubious-consent molestation
Word Count: 3,427
Disclaimer: Don't own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author's Note: Surprise! I decided to finally finish the next bit for Nostalgia week that I'm doing. So enjoy the chapter.

Queen Part 5
aloneindarknes7: (Mikey's my hero)

Title: And Then There Was Pie
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warnings: Pure crack!fic
Pairing: Hun/Mikey 
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Rating: Nc-17
Word Count: 6,128
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: This is my baby right here. Seriously, this fic has taken me so long to write but I adore every little piece of it. Of course it's a sequel to I Like Orange But I Love Pie so you need to read that first, but seriously you need to read this fic. I am so pleased with how this turned out so even if you don't love it, just lie to me. No, seriously, tell me what you don't like about it so I can maybe make it better for the next part of this pairing's adventures.


And Then There Was Pie )
aloneindarknes7: (District Nine Christopher Love)
Title: Queen Part 4/?
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warning: Spoilers for the movie, which everyone needs to see
Pairings: Hinting at many/Wikus, OPC/Wikus (OriginalPrawnCharacter) and eventual Christopher/Wikus
Fandom: District 9
Rating: Pg-13 for detailed transformation
Word Count: 1,935
Disclaimer: Don't own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author's Note: Look what I wrote more of! :D ...It's from this fic here >_> Stop looking at me like that!


"Will you rub my back?" D: )
aloneindarknes7: (Mikey's my hero)
Title: I Like Orange but I Love Pie (The title is just as silly as the fic)
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warnings: Cliche pwp and pure crack!fic
Pairing: Raph/Casey/Mikey/Hun and it's exactly that. Pure slash, no 'cest cause Raph and Mikey don't do anything more than have a foot touch a thigh
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Rating: Nc-17
Word Count: 2,137
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: Written based off of my commission from [livejournal.com profile] sneefee  found here. <3 Also, WITNESS MY NEW CRAZY PAIRING OF HUN/MIKEY AND BE PREPARED FOR MORE OF THE CRAZINESS *evil laugh goes here*


I Like Orange but I Love Pie )
aloneindarknes7: (Default)

Okay, here are a few of these snippets all ready! These are the ones that weren't from the TMNT fandom. So there's only three lol. XD

Author: Jordan Herbert
Warnings: None
Pairing: Bruce/Wally
Fandom: Justice League
Rating: R
Word Count: 419
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: Aussiegirl's request~

 

The one where Wally seduces the crap out of Bruce )


Author: Jordan Herbert
Warnings: CRACK PURE, PURE CRACK
Pairing: Cheshire Cat/Mad Hatter's Hat
Fandom: Alice in Wonderland (Tim Burton's)
Rating: R
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: Pigglehumsy made me do it simply because she wanted to see if I could.

 

If you want to keep your sanity pass here because they're all a little mad under here. )

 





Author: Jordan Herbert
Warnings: Crossover
Pairing: None
Fandom: Disney's Treasure Planet and Lilo & Stitch
Rating: Pg
Word Count: 187
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: Sparkism's request~


The one where Stitch (+Lilo?) meets Jim Hawkins in space. )

 


aloneindarknes7: (District Nine Christopher Love)


Title: Queen Part 3/?
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warning: Spoilers for the movie, which everyone needs to see
Pairings: Hinting at many/Wikus, OPC/Wikus (OriginalPrawnCharacter)
Fandom: District 9
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 2,260
Disclaimer: Don't own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author's Note: So I don't know if anyone still remember this fic but here's more! I re-watched the movie last night with a friend and damn did that draw me straight back into this fandom.

Can I Get Me Some Queen? )

Next Part

aloneindarknes7: (District Nine Christopher Love)

Title: Queen
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warning: Spoilers for the movie, which everyone needs to see
Pairings: Hinting at many/Wikus
Fandom: District 9
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 697
Disclaimer: Don't own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author's Note: Another chunk of this fic which follows after this part.

More Queen )

Next Part

aloneindarknes7: (Scary Smile is scary!-Rafieo)


Title: A Night to be Forgotten
Author: Jordan Herbert
Pairing: MikeyRafieo
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 2,555
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: I sat down and told myself that I couldn't go to sleep until I finished a fic. For some unknown reason I started a new fic. I would be angry at myself but I finished it so, well, no harm done really. I still have all the fics on my 'Need to Work On' list but at least I don't have to add a new one. Written for

[livejournal.com profile] au_abcPrompt Outerspace and also because I had the strange idea of how Rafieo would act if someone really did think he was pretty. Answer: he'd think they're blind and crazy and want them to shut up because only Mikey could think he's pretty.


 

A Night to be Forgotten )
aloneindarknes7: (Sexy pervy Lexy)

Title: Steel
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warnings:
None
Pairing: Clex
Fandom: Smallville
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 450
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: Written for [info]enter_tzone

 

 

Cover made by [info]danceswithgary !~


 Superman, the Man of Steel, the alien from another world with countless powers, he was Lex Luthor’s arch foe. His only weakness was Kryptonite; when exposed he would become weak and a glowing green color as his energy was drained from his body, making him vulnerable.

Steel )

Steel )Steel )

Steel )
aloneindarknes7: (Mikey's my hero)

Title: Pandora's Box of Evil
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warnings: Utter crack!fic
Pairing: Mikey/dark clone Donatello (Donald)
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Rating: Pg-13 
Word Count: 4,866
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: Written for [livejournal.com profile] 10_whores  prompt eight: Pandora's Box from challenge number 3. Also, please note that in theis universe, everyone is a turtle person like the TMNT, everyone. Also, the first half of this, the half I actually like, was typed with the help of 'Skullcrusher Mountain' sung by Jonathan Coulton. Wonderful song. Great lyrics. I hate how this fic ended but I had no idea where I was going with it. D:

Bad Fic is Filled With Crack )
aloneindarknes7: (Turtle Fandom)
Title: Voices
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warnings:
None
Pairing: MikeyRaphLeoDon
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 390
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: Just a silly little drabble that had to get out.

 

Voices )



Title:
 Single's Life
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warnings:
Crack!drabble
Pairing: CaseyApril, LeoMikey, DonLeatherhead, one-sided SakiRaph
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Rating: Pg
Word Count: 260
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: Just a silly little drabble that had to get out.

 

 

Single's Life )

 


Title: Worrying of Weddings
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warnings:
None
Pairing: one-sided RaphCasey, one-sided DonApril, CaseyApril, LeoDon, RaphMikey
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (BTtS specifically)
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 440
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: Inspired by the pictures

[livejournal.com profile] madwriter223  posted here http://community.livejournal.com/turtleslash/56462.html

 

 

 

Worrying of Weddings )
aloneindarknes7: (Mikey's my hero)

Title: A Desperate Cry for Freedom
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warnings: Utter crack!Fic
Pairing: Mikey/Bishop
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 585
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: Written for [livejournal.com profile] 10_whores prompt three; Freedom from challenge number 3. Also, please forgive me for this.

 

Freedom )

 

aloneindarknes7: (Default)
 Alright, so I was watching a The Twilight Zone marathon with my mom. The acting for most of them was very bad and easy to laugh at, but I had to admit that the ideas were rather good for the time. But one of the famous episodes, the one about a creature out on the wing of the airplane but no one but one guy can see it, came on and spurred an idea because the guy's name was Mr. Wilson.
Because I'm the die-hard Slade Wilson fan that I am, I had to imagine what Slade would do if he saw a creature on the wing of the plane. Thus, I wrote a fic in the span of five minutes and have decided to post it here.

aloneindarknes7: (Secret Lovers)
Title: The Game 
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warnings: Crack
Pairing: Sladin
Fandom: Teen Titans
Rating: Pg
Word Count: 485
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: Posted from my 'Sladin: One Shots' off of FF


 

The Game )

 

aloneindarknes7: (Apprentice)

Title:
Sladin Mishap Part I
Author: Jordan Herbert
Pairing: Sladin
Fandom: Teen Titans
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 207
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: A fic that I will never finished but wanted out of my documents!~ Honestly, this a collection of a bunch of horrible fics gone wrong that I felt like sharing just for giggles.

Mishap 1 )



Title: Sladin Mishap Part II
Author: Jordan Herbert
Pairing: Sladin and mentioning of others/Robin
Fandom: Teen Titans
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 381
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: A fic that I will never finished but wanted out of my documents!~ Honestly, this a collection of a bunch of horrible fics gone wrong that I felt like sharing just for giggles.


Mishap 2 )



Title: Sladin Mishap Part III
Author: Jordan Herbert
Pairing: Sladin
Fandom: Teen Titans
Rating: Strong Pg-13 or weak R
Word Count: 544
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: A fic that I will never finished but wanted out of my documents!~ Honestly, this a collection of a bunch of horrible fics gone wrong that I felt like sharing just for giggles.



Mishap 3 )


Title: Sladin Mishap Part IV (Treating Villains)
Author: Jordan Herbert
Pairing: Sladin
Fandom: Teen Titans
Rating: Pg
Word Count: 300
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: A fic that I will never finished but wanted out of my documents!~ Honestly, this a collection of a bunch of horrible fics gone wrong that I felt like sharing just for giggles.


Mishap 4 )

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