aloneindarknes7: (Hellboy)
Title: The Trouble With Dating an Insecure Half-demon
Author: Jordan
Warning: None
Pairings: Hellboy/John
Fandom: Hellboy
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 1,534
Disclaimer: Don’t own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author’s Note: So obviously this was written a while ago because New York actually does allow gay marriage now but I didn't feel like fixing that. I finally just finished this because I was going to add a sweaty!work out bench sex scene but then I decided that no one ever actually feels like fucking after weight lifting because everything hurts and John is probably a little upset by HB trying to tell him who he can and can't workout with so no, Red doesn't get sex and neither do you guys. Sorry?



The Trouble With Dating an Insecure Half-Demon )

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My friends, I love you all and I am so sorry. I have submitted to the evils of the world and gotten a Tumblr. My life is now destroyed forevermore. If you'd like to follow me, I'm still Aloneindarknes7 because I can. Also, as an apology for never accomplishing anything ever again, have some ficlets from various fandoms as per that past meme I did (you know, that time I promised fics for the pairings guessed).

Title: Why Is This Pepper's Life?
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warning: None
Pairings: Steve/Tony
Fandom: The Avengers
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 457
Disclaimer: Don't own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author's Note: First Avengers fic!


Why Is This Pepper's Life? )


Title: Wasted Wednesdays
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warning: None
Pairings: Mikey/Rafieo
Fandom: TMNT
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 235
Disclaimer: Don't own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author's Note: I missed writing my boys.


Wasted Wednesdays )



Title: Slade Always Gets What He Wants
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warning: None
Pairings: Sladin (Slade/Robin)
Fandom: Teen Titans
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 675
Disclaimer: Don't own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author's Note: It was surprisingly so easy to write these two again.


Slade Always Gets What He Wants )



Title: Tone Your Butt and Stuff
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warning: None
Pairings: Perry/Harry
Fandom: Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 322
Disclaimer: Don't own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author's Note: I guess this is more like preslash?


Tone Your Butt and Stuff )




Title: Unusual Places
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warning: Spoilers for the movie
Pairings: Hellboy/John
Fandom: Hellboy
Rating: Pg
Word Count: 540
Disclaimer: Don't own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author's Note: I need to rewatch this glorious movie.


Unusual Places )




Title: No Words Necessary
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warning: None
Pairings: Jensen/Cougar
Fandom: The Losers
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: Don't own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author's Note: These two can be the most tragic pairing ever so I just like making them happy sometimes.


No Words Necessary )



Title: In Case We Need This For Battle Purposes
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warning: None
Pairings: Teddy/Billy
Fandom: Young Avengers
Rating: Pg
Word Count: 135
Disclaimer: Don't own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author's Note: I love that these two are actually canon and teenagers so they can be a fun, silly couple and also amazing. I just hope they stay together forever and ever. Also, my first time writing YA, yay!~


In Case We Need This For Battle Purposes )


aloneindarknes7: (Hellboy)
Title: See You in the Afterlife
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warnings: Unrequited love, character death
Pairing: One-sidedJohn/Hellboy, HellboyLiz
Fandom: Hellboy
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 2,158
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: Written for smallfandomfest prompt; Because I need to be close to you, even if you don't know I'm around.


See You in the Afterlife )

aloneindarknes7: (Hellboy)
Title: You Satisfy All I Need
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warnings: Homosexual pairing, tail!sex
Pairing: HellboyJohn
Fandom: Hellboy
Rating: Nc-17
Word Count: 1,422
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: Written for [livejournal.com profile] smallfandomfest  prompt: It's more than enough.


You Satisfy All I Need )
aloneindarknes7: (Hellboy)
Title: A Dangerous Thing
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warnings: Homosexual pairing, a bit of fighting and violence
Pairing: HellboyJohn
Fandom: Hellboy
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 2,573
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: Written for [livejournal.com profile] smallfandomfest  prompt: Being the target of Hellboy's obsession can be a dangerous thing. I had three different ideas about this prompt. I wrote two of them. Then I combined the two and it fit nicely. 


A Dangerous Thing )
aloneindarknes7: (Hellboy)

And another one for the meme!

6. [livejournal.com profile] kel_mattie  - HellboyJohn - Phonesex Kink

Title: Touching Across a Distance
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warnings: Gay sex with a demon
Pairing: HellboyJohn
Fandom: Hellboy
Rating: Nc-17
Word Count: 2,021
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: Written for the meme.

Touching Across a Distance )
aloneindarknes7: (Hellboy)
 Title: Should Be Used to This By Now
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warnings: Slash between a half-demon and human, mpreg
Pairing: Mentioning of Hellboy/John Myers and Liz/Hellboy
Fandom: Hellboy
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 2,260
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: Written for [livejournal.com profile] smallfandomfest  prompt: Mpreg freak out.  Also, this will probably expand into something bigger, some day.


Should Be Used to This By Now )
aloneindarknes7: (Hellboy)
Title: Missing the Leash
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warnings: Slash between a half-demon and human, dub-con, tail!play, mentioning of collars and leash
Pairing: Hellboy/John Myers
Fandom: Hellboy
Rating: Nc-17
Word Count: 1,123
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: Written for [livejournal.com profile] smallfandomfest  prompt: Anung un Rama. AU after the first movie where Anung un Rama took over the world and took John Myers in as a sex slave because why the hell not?


Missing the Leash )
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 So [livejournal.com profile] kel_mattie  caught my 5K Kiriban! The request was "HellboyxJohn anything (maybe even with Anung un Rama since I love him to bits)! Or maybe a MikeyxRafieo food kink or Mpreg. Your choice since I like em all." So I kinda combined Mpreg and HellboyJohn because, well, she said I could and this bit lol.

Title: All Your Fault
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warnings: Slash between a half-demon and human, mpreg
Pairing: Hellboy/John Myers
Fandom: Hellboy
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 250
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: Written for [livejournal.com profile] kel_mattie . 


All Your Fault )
aloneindarknes7: (Hellboy)
 
Dear Jordan,

STOP READING HELLBOY. 

Yes, I understand your enthusiasm for the shiny new fics and comics that you have found and purchased. Yes, Hellboy's voice actor in the movies is Ron Pearlman a.k.a Slade's voice from TT. Yes, Hellboy is a giant red creature with temper tantrums, an undying love for cats, and has a soft side (WOW THAT SOUNDS FAMILIAR COUGHRAFIEOCOUGH).

But you leave for an awesome vacation in exactly one week and you have shit you need to do. You have two more fics you need to write for springkinkfest that you need to finish writing. You have new plot bunnies to tend to. You have old fics and challenges to work on. You have texts you need to type up. You haven't checked any of your emails. And you have a letter that you've been staring at and haven't written a response to even though you read it, like, three weeks ago and that's just terrible of you! 

Okay, Crew is finally over so your summer is now free time alongside work on Wednesdays, babysitting, and weight lifting with your daddy, but that doesn't mean you get to be lazy. You might have been having problems sleeping the past three nights but that's probably because you're too hyped up over Hellboy. Yes, it would be so easy to write a crossover fic between Hellboy and the TMNT but, oh hey, remember that crossover with Mikey and Beast Boy from TT? Yeah, that's what I thought. 

You get to read one more fanfic, and I mean it, just one more for the day. THEN YOU NEED TO GET SHIT DONE. UNDERSTOOD? Good. 

I'll make a compromise, okay? Write a response to that letter to beg that person to understand why you've been just so utterly lazy in responding and hope that she continues to be an awesome friend to you, although I don't know why she bothers. Get that done first, read your Hellboy one-shot, yes, just a one-shot. I doubt you'd be able to find another awesome series like the one you just finished anyways. Then get some things typed up and taken cared of.

If you actually finish a fic today you can read some more Hellboy, okay? No, a fic, not a drabble, you little weasel. 

Forever Kicking Your Ass into Shape with Motivation and Compromise,
Your Muse

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