aloneindarknes7: (Hellboy)
Title: The Trouble With Dating an Insecure Half-demon
Author: Jordan
Warning: None
Pairings: Hellboy/John
Fandom: Hellboy
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 1,534
Disclaimer: Don’t own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author’s Note: So obviously this was written a while ago because New York actually does allow gay marriage now but I didn't feel like fixing that. I finally just finished this because I was going to add a sweaty!work out bench sex scene but then I decided that no one ever actually feels like fucking after weight lifting because everything hurts and John is probably a little upset by HB trying to tell him who he can and can't workout with so no, Red doesn't get sex and neither do you guys. Sorry?



The Trouble With Dating an Insecure Half-Demon )

aloneindarknes7: (Tony and Steve are so canon it hurts)
Title: Why Sex in the Kitchen When Others Live With You is a Bad Idea
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warning: Gay sex
Pairings: Steve/Tony
Fandom: The Avengers
Rating: R
Word Count: 327
Disclaimer: Don’t own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author’s Note: I don't even know why I wrote this but I did so enjoy?



Bad Idea )

aloneindarknes7: (Tony has soul but is not a soldier)
Title: After the Storm is a Smaller Storm
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warning: Spoilers for the Avengers movie
Pairings: Coulson/Clint
Fandom: The Avengers
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 504
Disclaimer: Don’t own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author’s Note: I will ship this forever no matter what might happen.



After the Storm is a Smaller Storm )

aloneindarknes7: (Tony has soul but is not a soldier)
Title: The Secret Everyone Knows
Author: Jordan
Warning: None
Pairings: Coulson/Clint
Fandom: The Avengers
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 245
Disclaimer: Don’t own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author’s Note: I will ship this forever no matter what might happen.


The Secret Everyone Knows )
aloneindarknes7: (Tony and Steve are so canon it hurts)
Title: Never Eating Alone Again
Author: Jordan
Warning: None
Pairings: Steve/Tony
Fandom: The Avengers
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 892
Disclaimer: Don’t own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author’s Note: I love food. I hate watching people only eat half a sandwich while I’m on my third plate. Seriously, people need to eat more, especially skinny little fuckers. Not to an extent that they’re overweight, but I just like when people look like they aren’t starving themselves.


Never Eating Alone Again )

aloneindarknes7: (Tony and Steve are so canon it hurts)
Title: Clint's Not Helping
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warning: Fail!Phone sex
Pairings: Thor/Jane
Fandom: The Avengers
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 258
Disclaimer: Don't own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author's Note: I kinda love the idea of Clint messing with Thor, but in a way that he thinks that he's helping.

Clint's Not Helping )



Title: Another Normal Breakfast Conversation
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warning: None
Pairings: Steve/Tony with side of Clint/Coulson
Fandom: The Avengers
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 500
Disclaimer: Don't own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author's Note: I love Tony Stark.

Another Normal Breakfast Conversation )

aloneindarknes7: (Default)
My friends, I love you all and I am so sorry. I have submitted to the evils of the world and gotten a Tumblr. My life is now destroyed forevermore. If you'd like to follow me, I'm still Aloneindarknes7 because I can. Also, as an apology for never accomplishing anything ever again, have some ficlets from various fandoms as per that past meme I did (you know, that time I promised fics for the pairings guessed).

Title: Why Is This Pepper's Life?
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warning: None
Pairings: Steve/Tony
Fandom: The Avengers
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 457
Disclaimer: Don't own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author's Note: First Avengers fic!


Why Is This Pepper's Life? )


Title: Wasted Wednesdays
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warning: None
Pairings: Mikey/Rafieo
Fandom: TMNT
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 235
Disclaimer: Don't own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author's Note: I missed writing my boys.


Wasted Wednesdays )



Title: Slade Always Gets What He Wants
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warning: None
Pairings: Sladin (Slade/Robin)
Fandom: Teen Titans
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 675
Disclaimer: Don't own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author's Note: It was surprisingly so easy to write these two again.


Slade Always Gets What He Wants )



Title: Tone Your Butt and Stuff
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warning: None
Pairings: Perry/Harry
Fandom: Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 322
Disclaimer: Don't own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author's Note: I guess this is more like preslash?


Tone Your Butt and Stuff )




Title: Unusual Places
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warning: Spoilers for the movie
Pairings: Hellboy/John
Fandom: Hellboy
Rating: Pg
Word Count: 540
Disclaimer: Don't own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author's Note: I need to rewatch this glorious movie.


Unusual Places )




Title: No Words Necessary
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warning: None
Pairings: Jensen/Cougar
Fandom: The Losers
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: Don't own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author's Note: These two can be the most tragic pairing ever so I just like making them happy sometimes.


No Words Necessary )



Title: In Case We Need This For Battle Purposes
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warning: None
Pairings: Teddy/Billy
Fandom: Young Avengers
Rating: Pg
Word Count: 135
Disclaimer: Don't own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author's Note: I love that these two are actually canon and teenagers so they can be a fun, silly couple and also amazing. I just hope they stay together forever and ever. Also, my first time writing YA, yay!~


In Case We Need This For Battle Purposes )


aloneindarknes7: (Default)
Since I still don't have any fic to share with my lovely F-list here (stupid uninspired mind), I thought I'd do a little meme to maybe help remind me why I love fandom so much. 

RULES

1) Post a list of up to 30 books/movies/anime/TV shows/video games/bands etc. that you've had an obsessive fannish love or interest in at some time in your life.
2) Have your f-list guess your favourite pairings from each item. (my go-to OTP for that fandom)
3) When someone guesses correctly, strikethrough the item and put the name of the guesser next to the Fandom.

ADDED RULE I JUST MADE UP
4) The one who guesses correctly will receive a small ficlet/drabble related to that pairing which may be any length (from a sentence to a full 500 words ficlet).

((I suspect that a lot of these will be easy to guess but there's a hint next to some fandoms))

1. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles [livejournal.com profile] kel_mattie Rafieo/Mikey
2. Teen Titans ((first ever slash pairing I got into)) [livejournal.com profile] lunatic_lullaby Slade/Robin
3. Avatar: The Last Airbender ((hetero pairing)) [livejournal.com profile] kel_mattie Zuko/Katara
4. The Avengers [livejournal.com profile] kel_mattie Steve/Tony
5. Justice League [livejournal.com profile] lunatic_lullaby Batman/Flash
6. Hellboy ((first movie only)) [livejournal.com profile] megan_moonlight Hellboy/John
7. Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang [livejournal.com profile] megan_moonlight Perry/Harry
8. The Losers [livejournal.com profile] megan_moonlight Cougar/Jensen
9. Sherlock Holmes [livejournal.com profile] kel_mattie John/Sherlock
10. Smallville [livejournal.com profile] megan_moonlight Clark/Lex
11. Static Shock
12. Xiaolin Showdown
13. District Nine
14. Jackie Chan Adventures ((it's a threesome)) [livejournal.com profile] lousysidekick Finn/Ratso/Chow
15. Naruto [livejournal.com profile] kel_mattie Gaara/Lee
16. The Penguins of Madagascar [livejournal.com profile] robina1984 Kowalski/Rico
17. The Rundown
18. Scrubs
19. Pocahontas [livejournal.com profile] kel_mattie Koucum/Thomas
20. The Mummy 
21. Treasure Planet [livejournal.com profile] lunatic_lullaby Silver/Jim
22. Glee ((they actually haven't dated in the show))
23. 9 
24. Lilo & Stitch ((practically a legitimate pairing)) [livejournal.com profile] kel_mattie Jumba/Pleakley
25. Xena: Warrior Princess ((fem-slash because it's canon)) [livejournal.com profile] megan_moonlight Xena/Gabrielle
26. Young Avengers ((actually canon)) [livejournal.com profile] megan_moonlight Billy/Teddy
27. Hero ((actually canon))
28. Ed, Edd & Eddy [livejournal.com profile] lunatic_lullaby Kevin/Edd
29. Yu Yu Hakusho
30. Gargoyles ((actually canon and hetero)) [livejournal.com profile] lunatic_lullaby Goliath/Elisa
aloneindarknes7: (Default)
Back from training! My new term starts tomorrow and I'm exhausted and slowly, but surely, catching up to everything I've missed without internet for a solid ten days. If you wanna help me out and post anything important that I've missed and should read, feel free to post a link in a comment here.

Otherwise, welcome me back and get my writing inspiration back with a little meme;

Name a fandom you know I know and I'll tell you;

1. The first character I fell in love with
2. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now
3. The character everyone else loves that I don’t
4. The character I love that everyone else hates
5. The character I used to love but don’t any longer
6. The character I would totally smooch
7. The character I’d want to be like
8. The character I’d slap
9. A pairing that I love
10. A pairing that I despise
aloneindarknes7: (Losers on a Boat)
I'm off to Georgia for Spring Training, as per usual during this time of year. I'll try to get internet and stop in, but if I don't respond to anyone's entries it's because I'm gone. I'll catch up with everything when I get back on March 5th, but spring term starts then and there are a lot of exciting things occurring then. ^^

Bye-bye for now!
aloneindarknes7: (Dancing Raph)
So I know that, oh, about two weeks ago my life was looking pretty bad but I just wanted to thank everyone for such great support! Also, things are so much better already.

For one thing, my bitch roommate moved out so yayayayayyayayayyay!~

I finished the last of my classes and now I only have two Spanish finals on Monday then I leave on Wednesday for Spring Training in Georgia for Rowing. We had our last Rowing tests too. I DID AWESOME. I am officially on the All Time list for the history of Mercyhurst's team!~ I'm ranked as number four and I am so thrilled about it. All my hard work finally seems to be paying off.

And then nothing else has really changed but I just feel so happy right now so I don't mind. 

Also, I'd like to thank [livejournal.com profile] jem0000000 and [livejournal.com profile] robina1984 for the awesome package I received in the mail last week. That really helped make me feel better too!~ 

I HAVE SO MANY HAPPY FEELINGS RIGHT NOW THAT I CAN'T STOP DANCING IN JOY. SERIOUSLY I LOOK JUST LIKE MY RAPH ICON RIGHT NOW. DANCE, RAPH, DANCE WITH ME.
aloneindarknes7: (HarryPerry)
Title: Stolen Goods
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warning: Spoilers for the movie
Pairings: Perry/Harry
Fandom: Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 1,424
Disclaimer: Don't own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author's Note: Written for [livejournal.com profile] smallfandomfest prompt; Harry finds out Perry likes to cook. The prompt instantly made me think of Harry stealing from Perry's plate like a couple. :3

Stolen Goods )

aloneindarknes7: (Dancing Raph)
Title: Bottom Boy
Author: Jordan Herbert
Pairing: Beck/Travis
Fandom: The Rundown
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,145
Warning: Spoilers for the end of the movie
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: Written for [livejournal.com profile] smallfandomfest prompt; bottom boy. Continues where I left off at Pumping the Adrenalin.


Bottom Boy )
aloneindarknes7: (You're too young to see this)
Random DESTINY! of the day (I've been watching Mawaru-Penguindrum but aside from that reference this post has nothing to do with that).

So I was at Target with my roommate when we were checking out and sitting on top of the magazine area was a Penguins of Madagascar action figure set of Skipper and Dr. Blowhole on clearance! Of course I just had to buy it!~ On the back it showed the other sets which were Rico & Kowalski, Skipper & King Julien, and then Private & Skipper. So of course I saw these as pairings and realized that I approve of all of them because Skipper can be a whore. XD

That is all. Why no, I'm not avoiding my homework right now to post something pointless. >_>
aloneindarknes7: (Default)
So, Pigglehumsy and I are watching all of Xena. We're currently on season two, but already the main characters, Gabrielle and, obviously, Xena, have kissed on three different occasions, admitted they loved each other, and done so many other couple things. So, femslash is canon. That's good enough for me so I don't have to wear my slash goggles while watching this show because it's canon.

But then, one episode where Xena is blinded and Gabrielle is being forced to marry a corpse. Yeah, the show is different, but awesome, trust me. So, Xena grabs onto some guy with an awesome scar over his eye who's been trying to kill her all episode, even though he's obviously too young and too kind hearted, and forces him to help her get to Gabrielle to save her. Gabrielle, meanwhile, has befriended an obviously gay man who is trying to teach her how to be a queen. 

Towards the end of the episode, I look at the screen and I tell Pigglehumsy that I want those two guys to end up together. She looks at me and says, "You want the guy with a scar to end up with the gay, bigger man. Yeah, that sounds about right, even though it's never going to happen." Then at the end of the episode, the scar guy decides he's going to be a good guy and stop trying to kill Xena and go live an honest life. He leaves. The gay guy watches him leave and says that they fought well together and that he was going to follow him to help him keep his life on track and stuff. I just looked at Pigglehumsy and we both exploded into laughter because obviously the writers of Xena are awesome and have my same pair of slash goggles. Pigglehumsy tipped her hat to me and for once told me that I was right which is why I had to write this entry. 

TL;DR=I shipped two random guys in a Xena episode and then it actually happened. 
aloneindarknes7: (Jensen with the crossbow ftw)
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It's a tie between these two;
 and 

In case you don't know, these are Robert Downey Jr. and Chris Evans, respectfully. They are why I have gotten into the Marvel universe, why I now ship Iron Man/Captain America, why I feel like The Avengers will become my favorite movie ever once it's out, and why I am so obsessed with The Losers and Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang. They are amazing actors in ability and also both seem like amazing people. Both are LGBT friendly too (as you can see Chris is wearing a shirt with two women making out). RDJ has played a few LGBT roles (obvious ones as in Wonderboys and then the subtext kind such as Sherlock Holmes and, well, any role with him has a subtle gay vibe, really). Chris has a homosexual brother that he is very supportive of. 

TLDR; WHEN THESE TWO PLAY IN THE AVENGERS TOGETHER THERE WILL BE SO MUCH AWESOME GAY SUBTEXT AND IT MAKES ME HAPPY.
aloneindarknes7: (Default)
Like every year, here's a list of the fics I wrote this year and then a related meme. I hope everyone had a fun night celebrating the end of 2011 and the start of 2012. After the ball dropped last night, my friends and I watched KKBB and then the Losers so I think I started off this year well. ^^


2011 Fic List )
aloneindarknes7: (HarryPerry)
Title: Sounds Good
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warning: Spoilers for the movie
Pairings: Perry/Harry
Fandom: Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 1,898
Disclaimer: Don't own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author's Note: Written for [livejournal.com profile] smallfandomflsh prompt Mistletoe. Yay for my first KKBB fic!~ Also, I'm sorry for the crap ending but honestly Harry just took over writing this and he didn't know how to end it and I'm getting ready for a party so whatever. Happy New Year!



Sounds Good )

aloneindarknes7: (HarryPerry)
So I was planning on being productive for these last few days of break before I have to start Rowing and College back up on Monday. I was prepared to write/finish off at least two more fics. But then I started playing the Sims 3 for my Wii and, well, there went any productivity for the rest of this break. Seriously, such a pointless game and yet I am addicted to it. It probably doesn't help that the first four characters I made were Harry and Perry from Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang and then Jensen and Cougar from the Losers. I also made them married to their respective friend. 

If anyone ever needs inspiration, I suggest buying the Sims. I have gotten so many brilliant ideas from watching these four interact. I love that the Sims are LGBT friendly because it means I get to watch my boys flirt, makeout, and even whoohoo (what they call sex in the game) with each other.


This is why I love the Sims )
aloneindarknes7: (District Nine Christopher Love)
Title: The Cure for Homesickness
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warning: Spoilers for the movie, AU, OC
Pairings: Christopher/Wikus
Fandom: District 9
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 1,520
Disclaimer: Don't own and the person who does would cry a little. Maybe.
Author's Note: Written for [livejournal.com profile] smallfandomfest prompt; It wasn’t the type of family he was used to, but he was glad that it was his.Wow, been a while for this fandom, huh? It felt kinda nice to write something for this again, truthfully. Although I fear I might have just rambled in the middle of this fic. Anyway, this is to test the waters to see how dead this fandom is. If I actually see some activity from this fic then I might just continue that other D9 story I was writing (you know, Queen).


The Cure for Homesickness )


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